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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back,"SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
While his wife thinking the Husband said, "Without Information Fighting Every time"
Wife replies,"No, It means, With Idiot For Ever!!!"
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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his Friend & kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"
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